I am Hans.įranz: Ya! And I am Franz and we just want togive– Norm MacDonald: And now, here with a commentary… … Hans andFranz! … Which onceagain proves my old theory: Germans love DavidHasselhoff. Kohl’ssuccess was guaranteed after he won the backing ofsinging sensation David Hasselhoff. Helmut Kohl was elected to his fourth term asGermany’s chancellor this week. In a related story, Motel6 now has shampoo. Las Vegas mogul Steve Wynn has announced plans for anew hotel forty-six stories high set on a seventeenacre island in the middle of a fifty acre artificiallake on the Las Vegas strip. New York City doormanLenny Ladenhoff nearly fell over from shock whenPrincess Diana confided to him that she was feelinghorny … and invited him to drop by her hotel suiteThursday evening. To discourage worship of the Dalai Lama, the Chinesegovernment has banned all photos of the exiled Tibetanleader, except for this photo from the 70’s. Ted Kennedy - One Wife at a Time….Īl Franken: Yeah, but, uh, remember, Norm,there’s still two and a half weeks left in thecampaign. This is one of Kennedy’s attack ads onRomney.Īnnouncer V/O: Mormonprophet Brigham Young believed that a man ought tohave as many wives as he wants. …And it’s really become a no-holds barred contest. Yeah, that wastough.Īl Franken: It’s a tough year. … Twoyears later, Kennedy passes out on the floor of theSenate, soiling himself in the process. … On February 8th, 1983, Kennedy relieveshimself on the leg of a Georgetown waitress. Watch.Īnnouncer V/O: On October 14th, 1978, TedKennedy is seen puking in the parking lot of the U.S.Capitol. Now, takefor example, Massachusetts whereSenate challenger Mitt Romney is spending millions ofdollars on attack ads like this one. I’ve been coveringpolitics for a long time and this is, without a doubt,the most mean-spirited year I’ve ever seen. This appears to bethe roughest campaign year ever.Īl Franken: Oh, yeah. Norm MacDonald: Any general trends seem to beemerging?Īl Franken: Uh, yes, Norm. Norm MacDonald: Now, Al, uh, you’ve beencovering these midterm races?
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Norm MacDonald: Well, now that Election Day isjust two weeks away, here, with his report on Campaign’94, Weekend Update political correspondent AlFranken. The visit, which will last for two weeks, isexpected to have absolutely no effect on anythingwhatsoever. Queen Elizabeth II visited Russia this week, becomingthe first English monarch to set foot in the SovietUnion. The book is entitled God Himself Told MeThat O.
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Read what happened to the proposed Hans and Franz movie at Cracked.And the Pope came out with a book this week whichcontains a series of essays examining faith andmorality in today’s secular world and the changingrole of the Catholic Church as it approaches the 21stcentury. And the three actors set about to make a feature film of the skit. He even appeared on the show with Hans and Franz a couple of times.
It was an obvious parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Schwarzenegger got a real kick out of it.
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Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon portrayed two bodybuilders with Austrian accents who host a TV show called Pumping Up with Hans & Franz. The trend also gave us some pretty horrible movies, too, like It’s Pat in 1994, which was pulled from theaters after only a week. That's how we got The Blues Brothers in 1980 and Wayne's World in 1992. It's astonishing that characters could go from two-minute television skits that were often pretty repetitive to a two hour movie, but sometimes it worked. Once upon a time, recurring characters on Saturday Night Live would prove to be so popular that they would star in a feature film.
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